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Myself in Pictures


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William Deresiewicz, Don’t Send Your Kid to the Ivy League (via crimson-adventures)

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College is an opportunity to stand outside the world for a few years, between the orthodoxy of your family and the exigencies of career, and contemplate things from a distance.


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Meredith Grey, Grey’s Anatomy (via st0ner-chvrm)

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Cause you never think that the last time is the last time. You think there will be more. You think you have forever, but you don’t.